Category: Parody & Humour

2013 Habs Top 25 Under 25: #1 Sprague Ribinsoin

By Andrew Berkshire | Feb 24th 2019 | 8 min read |

On the matter of Sprague’s potentially controversial inclusion in this year’s voting, given he is notionally 27 years of age, readers shou...

[Video] Why isn't Jonathan Drouin wearing any pants on the bench?

By Scott Matla | Nov 5th 2017 | 2 min read |

So after scoring his third goal of the year, and breaking the deadlock against the Chicago Blackhawks Sunday night, things got a little bit weird on t...

The EOTP staff predicts the 2017-18 Canadiens season

By Patrik Bexell | Oct 5th 2017 | 7 min read |

Brad Simpson: Montreal will mostly do well, be competitive. Have one lull during the season but recover from it. At the trade deadline, Marc Bergevin ...

The seven great houses of the Canadiens alliance: A Game of Thrones crossover

By Kyle Medeiros | Jul 17th 2017 | 7 min read |

Season seven of Game of Thrones begins tonight, and in honour of the epic fantasy we will be looking at the seven great houses of the Montreal Canadie...

‘Twas the Night Before Expansion

By Shayna | Jun 21st 2017 | 2 min read |

‘Twas the day before Expansion, and all though the citiesNot a creature was stirring, there were no more committees.The protected lists were release...