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Canadiens vs. Capitals Top Six Minutes: A One-Man Armia

Anton Rasegard/EOTP
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Pre-Game Thoughts:

  • Habs Pride jerseys rule hard, and the different colour numbers and combinations is a nice little touch.
  • Also getting to watch Lane Hutson and Luke Tuch take on Rhett Pitlick in the Frozen Four prior to puck drop was a welcome sight.
  • With Easter right around the corner will we see the Habs’ effort levels also rise from the dead?
  • Or will they lay another egg?
  • Also it is once again Snack Time

First Period

  • I know he just came back from a long-term illness, but Joel Armia looks like he’s playing in slow motion all the time.
  • Also hoping and praying that Tom Wilson doesn’t do a Tom Wilson thing tonight.
  • I refuse to believe guy with the last name Protas is a hockey player and not a Mass Effect villain.
  • Well, that somehow felt inevitable.
  • Every now and then Mike Matheson just decides to go for a rip through the offensive zone, gotta say it’s a welcome sight.
  • Pezzetta having to fight Tom Wilson after clean hit makes me want to hurl rotting produce at my screen.
  • And the Habs have a power play now, really a truly annoying sequence of events.
  • Until the Habs forget how to count and take a too many men penalty on said power play.
  • Ooooof Gurianov almost buries one off the odd-man rush, most life we’ve seen from him in a minute.
  • Well, the Habs didn’t score but they have life so it’s progress on last game!

Second Period

  • Nick Suzuki getting yeet’d into the boards on accident by Kuemper is not a thing any of us wanted to see!
  • Well, I don’t know if I love that penalty call in the slightest!
  • NICK
  • SUZUKI
  • Monty is dialed in tonight, couple nice saves on Sonny Milano.
  • HOW IS THE PENALTY KILL OUTSCORING THE POWER PLAY AND EVEN STRENGTH??
  • Good for Joel Armia to get himself on the board!
  • AND BRENDAN GALLAGHER!
  • All aboard the goals train tonight apparently?
  • My god it’s easy to forget that Armia can absolutely rip shots when he wants.
  • I gotta say, I like this whole “scoring fun goals” idea.
  • Buttttt maybe save a few for the Leafs game this weekend for some fun there as well?

Third Period

  • Craig Smith is a Washington Capital?
  • Not Chris Wideman taking a poorly timed penalty, that’s so unlike him!
  • For the love of god, stop hurting Jake Evans’ head.
  • Mike Matheson is just going out for a rip now, and I say they let him.
  • Kind of want Pez to score, feels like that kinda night.
  • Bell Centre seems to be full of life, the season has been rough but I’m glad fans are still having fun.
  • I don’t like seeing goalies get run into, but Carlson shoved Gallagher into his own goalie?
  • GIVE ME A GOALIE GOAL
  • That is not a goalie goal Habs.
  • HAT TRICK JOEL ARMIA!
  • And a Hoffman goal, because why not?
  • Okay, time for a Coyotes win!
  • (please)

EOTP 3 Stars

3) It’s great seeing all of these new commenters joining in

2) He could very well be

1) The Bell Centre was powered by three megaJoels of energy

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