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Pre-game
- Hockey Night in Canada intro is The Power of Love that included a clip of Michael J. Fox in the crowd. Throwback to Back to the Future. This is already a good start.
- Let’s keep the fun vibes rolling and beat the Leafs to get on last dig in before they get put out in the first round of the playoffs.
- Yes. It’s a Saturday night Habs vs. Leafs matchup. Damn right I said let’s win.
First period
- Evans gets the first penalty of the night for hooking Marner. Not that it wasn’t a hook but let’s see just how much the refs favour the Leafs tonight. Just out of curiosity.
- Halfway through and the Habs have yet to register a shot on goal. We’re not going to serve them their lunch that way, fellas.
- Monty’s on the case stopping Nylander’s close call before Barron gets called for giving him a high stick to the face. I’m on board with this tactic.
- Marner opens the scoring on the power play. Time to start making Samsonov earn his paycheck.
- Any second now.
- There we go! Oh, sorry. Didn’t mean to get your hopes up. We finally got a shot on goal, not an actual goal.
- Toronto heads to their third power play of the period. Forget the refs, I think we’re against ourselves tonight.
- Tavare takes advantage of the man advantage this time.
- Pezz takes on Simmonds. Pezz, my man. Wilson on Thursday night. Simmonds tonight. You’re really ready for this season to be over, hey?
- Seems Monty is the only one who realizes there are still three more games to play before the season is over.
Second period
- Gallagher gets hit on the foot with the puck. Well, that’s it for him for the final two games I suppose.
- Kovacevic lets one rip and on shot number five we’re on the board! They are alive!
- Suzuki picks up his 40th assist of the season. And made it through the season without getting injured. That’s an impressive feat in itself.
- Nylander gets one past Monty and everyone knows it before Monty does.
- Marner follows that up with his second of the night.
- Can we just call it now? Is there some kind of rule that we have to play the next 35 minutes? There is? Well darn.
- One inch to the left and it would have been 5-1 for the Leafs. Luckily Monty scooched over with that skate.
Third period
- Our second power play chance of the night is a good opportunity to at least cut the lead in half. You know. Make Monty feel like you’re helping him out.
- Tavares notches his second of the night.
- St-Louis is throwing caution to the wind and going for a goaltender interference challenge!
- Oh, that’s interference 100%. Or at least 50-50.
- You know what really sucks? I used to like the song “You Make my Dreams” now it brings on slight rage.
- Edmundson cross-checks Bunting, who takes full advantage and dives, and chaos ensues. Just nobody hit Evans in the head. That’s all I ask.
- What do you call three Toronto Maples Leafs in the penalty box? Who cares? It’s just plain funny when they’re already up 5-1.
- Oh, Matthews. I didn’t even realize you were playing. Way to make your appearance with five minutes left to add to the tally.
- And again with three minutes remaining.
- Enjoy it while you can, Leafs. #GoTampa (and we all know how I feel about the Lightning. They bring on more rage than “You Make My Dreams”).
EOTP 3 Stars
3) Good for Johnny
2) Number 1!
1) The only results that matter at this point