Trade everyone. Fire everyone. Burn it all to the ground.
Here is a very quick summary of the game:
- Puck drop.
- Leafs goal.
- Um… who the fuck is that guy?
- Leafs goal.
- Okay, now who the fuck is that guy?
- Intermission.
- Am I supposed to know who the fuck that guy is?
- Leafs goal.
- Reimer saves.
- Who the fuck is that guy in front of Reimer?
- Oh James van Reimsdyk scored, okay, him, I know.
- Wait who the fuck is that other guy?
- Phil Kessel goal.
- Intermission.
- Stupid fight.
- Hey, who the fuck is that guy?
- Leafs goal.
- More stupid fighting.
- Did Mikhail Grabovski just bite Max Pacioretty?
- Leafs goal.
- Sadness./
The Montreal Canadiens were shutout 6-0 at home to a team that dressed at least 15 people nobody has ever heard of. It can only go up from here.
