Canadiens vs Blue Jackets Top Six Minutes: Down for the Count

I am undefeated writing Top Six Minutes, so I am just what Montreal needs right now. Lets go!

Okay we are off!
If they changed lines, couldn’t we at least have gotten the EGG line?
That could have been Smith-Pelly’s best shot since the playoff goal!
I feel like Subban wants to play the whole 60 min tonight.
POWER KILL!(TM)
I don’t know what Therrien blenders most, the lines or the power play tactics.
How long was that power play for Columbus? 2 seconds?
That would have been the only way we could have scored, an actual own goal.
PowerKill(TM) – rinse and repeat.
You’d think that when the other team has a good power play, the coach would just say : “Look out there, now do just something like that!”
Just putting this out there: My love life is more promising than the Canadiens power play / game / season and that should say it all…

News about Carr isn’t good at all, out three months.
We defended a penalty kill. Woohoo, I’ll take any win right now.
Smith-Pelly! Great play form the whole line actually.
UNDER REVIEW!
GOOD GOAL!!!
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have us a game again, well maybe anyway…
Pacioretty downed by Subban’s shot, this season is really falling apart.
And then 3-1 Jackets…
Booing Subban is just wrong on so many levels.
Why don’t we just ask for the face off in our zone on the power play? it would save is five seconds of skating.
Some good play here, results – NONE!
VIDEO REVIEW GOAL??? – NOPE!

No Pacioretty for the rest of the game, the intermission news is even worse than the box score.
I am out of chocolate…. This officially sucks now.
PowerKill(TM) again… BUT!!! Canadiens Score! Galchenyuk – on his knee Cammalleri style with a great one timer!
Petry hurt, soon Montreal will ask fans from the stands play.
4-2 down even without taking the goalkeeper.
That’s all she wrote.
On the bright side, the draft looks great this year.

I am not undefeated doing TSM anymore. I blame Subban.