Last night at approximately 2am Eastern Standard Time (so maybe technically this morning), Julian of Pension Plan Puppets, also known as PPP, also known as @mlse on twitter, also known as jerkface, informed me that the Eyes on the Prize war chest had grown enough to pay for one article to be written about the topic of our choice.
We now face a choice, my friends. A most important choice.
We must decide how to inflict the maximum amount of pain with just one opportunity. In a show of trust to the community, I’m going to open this up to a poll. Many topics of articles were suggested, and I will leave the poll up until Thursday morning, when the focus will shift to the Senators.
So Canadiens fans, what do you want Maple Leafs writers to write about?
What do you want to make Pension Plan Puppets write about?
| Why Nazem Kadri will be the next Kyle Wellwood and Leafs fans should give up on him now. | 54 |
| Kerry Fraser never missed Gretzky’s high stick in 93, Gilmour dove and cut himself because he’s gutless and a disgrace to the Leafs jersey. | 61 |
| Damien Cox is a perfect representative of smart Leafs fans, and Pension Plan Puppets agrees with everything he writes. | 33 |
| Tyler Bozak is essential to the Maple Leafs’ success and deserves a bigger contract than Grabovski. | 27 |
| Wendel Clark only ever won fights that he paid off his opponent and once got beat up by Kjell Dahlin in a bar fight. | 5 |
