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Top Six Minutes – Joke Officiating Edition as the Canadiens Beat the Senators

These will not be funny. My funny-ness has been overhyped and I am having trouble living up to my UFA contract.
• PACIORETTY YO. WHAT THE WHAT YO.
• Well that was an excellent start, Habs.
• Oh okay, maybe it wasn’t so bad.
• If Chris Neil tries to get within two feel of Alex Galchenyuk again I’m going to keelhaul him.
• There’s something about the Ottawa Sentators organization that just always makes me so sad…
• That 4-on-3 turned me on a little bit, I won’t lie.
• PACIORETTY YO. WHAT THE WHAT YO.
• I’m going to complain about Michel Therrien’s management of Lars Eller in this space every game until something changes or poor Lars gets traded.
• Please don’t trade Lars Eller.
• WHY WON’T THERRIEN LOVE HIM, WHY?
• Okay, playing him with the rookies in the third was a start.
• The officiating in any NHL game is not biased. It really isn’t. It’s just incredibly, unbelievably incompetent. So much so that it breaks my brain.
• Watching Tomas Plekanec is such an underrated treat.
• PACIORETTY YO. WHAT THE WHAT YO.
• Erik Karlsson can do no wrong. It’s true, the CBC told me.
• Anyone seen Travis Moen anywhere? Is he still in Montreal?
• Berkshire is not so sold on Craig Anderson being good, whereas I am. What do you guys think?
• The one thing I’ve seen in all the Habs wins and one of the losses was something I never thought I would see on the Canadiens again: aggression. Can’t complain right now.
• Your EOTP Three Stars of the Game: We didn’t do much rec’ing this game. So I chose one star. We have got to start getting better at showing each other some love (myself included). Your comment of the night: “Markov really has to stop fucking with PK’s skates.” -punkster
• PACIORETTY YO. WHAT THE WHAT YO.

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