Category: Parody & Humour

A Hockey City: Montreal's scoring problems

By Stephen Demone | Aug 15th 2015 | 1 min read |

Our weekend comic strip is back, and this time it’s poking fun at Montreal’s scoring woes, the defensive logjam, and the endless months th...

Mocking The NHL Draft Part Two

By Mike Obrand | Jun 25th 2015 | 8 min read |

Welcome to “Mocking The NHL Draft Part Two,” the second installment of our two part series in which we mock the NHL Entry Draft. If you di...

Mocking The NHL Entry Draft, Part One

By Mike Obrand | Jun 24th 2015 | 8 min read |

“He has an outstanding wrist shot and is a high-energy guy. He competes hard and gets involved.” “He has a lot of hockey sense and a...

The First Annual SB Nation NHL Memorial Celebrity Mock Draft Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure

By Mike Obrand | Jun 23rd 2015 | 29 min read |

We put out an open call to every SB Nation NHL writer and several of them answered that call and subsequently participated in our first ever Eyes On T...

Breaking: Carey Price out 6-8 months after back surgery

By Andrew Berkshire | Apr 2nd 2015 | 2 min read |

There couldn’t possibly be worse news for the Montreal Canadiens, but they’ll be without Carey Price for the remainder of this season and ...

Canadiens coach Michel Therrien is Michael Scott

By Mike Obrand | Jan 24th 2015 | 3 min read |

If you followed the Montreal Canadiens from 2000-2003, and then again from 2012-present, then you know that Michel Therrien has a … unique coach...

Dive Files: The NHL is handing out fines, let's take a look at the perpetrators

By Marc Dumont | Jan 22nd 2015 | 10 min read |

It was announced last season that the NHL planned on handing out fines to repeat offenders when it came to embellishment. Everyone welcomed the change...

NHL Christmas gifts

By Andrew Berkshire | Dec 25th 2014 | 1 min read |

We’ve had a pretty great year here at Eyes on the Prize, our biggest ever by far, so we’re in the mood to give back. Here are the gifts th...

Brandon Prust imitates Alex Galchenyuk at Canadiens practice

By Andrew Berkshire | Dec 13th 2014 | 2 min read |

If you follow the Montreal Canadiens at all, you’ll know that Brandon Prust likes to poke fun at P.K. Subban, Brendan Gallagher, and especially ...

The Minnesota Wild: The Greatest Team To Never Do Anything At All

By Stace | Nov 9th 2014 | 7 min read |

Bonjour mes amis! I was summoned to this wonderful website to warn you about the Western Conference tragedy that is the Minnesota Wild. You only have ...