Pregame
- I made a prediction on twitter, it’s out there. I say the Habs will win 4-0. If you didn’t tweet it, it didn’t happen.
- Nothing much else to report except for the horrifying admission that I found myself agreeing with PJ Stock. BRB going to shower. With bleach. And then I’m going to confession and communion.
- I mean, after the game./
First Period
- Desharnais took a shot! And a good one!
- Pleks with a solid chance. These first three minutes have been all Habs.
- You read that right!
- Does that one Sabre ever look like an Irish Chara.
- Emelin boom. Right after pissing Gionta off. I’m not hating this, not gonna lie.
- Buffalo with a too many men penalty. Thanks, Galchenyuk, for helping point that one out. Let’s go!
- Oh brother.
- Oh, Buffalo scored! Gurmurdsnurson. OK, I don’t know how to say his name.
- There goes my prediction.
- So – is the Sabres‘ defence really that formidable? Because they’re looking très so.
- Buffalo really wants to get Emelin tonight.
- 1-0 Buffalo, end of the first. The world is ending.
Second Period
- So many shots, so many almost goals! Less than a minute in.
- Keep doing that (minus the ‘almost’ part)
- Also, goal light? Thanks for the frigging heart attack.
- Is there a Sabre whose name is something like “Beirut”?
- I absolutely cannot believe no SHOTS ARE GOING IN
- Also Desharnais is shooting instead of passing. I feel like he will get one.
- Enroth’s luck is going to run out. The building is filling up with his sighs of relief.
- Deharnais with the shot again. This is not a retweet.
- POST ;LKKL;SADFL;KJSAD;LFKJ
- Sustained pressure. Sustained pressure. Stay in the O zone.
- WTF was that over the line???
- Dude that was in.
- Enroth knows.
- Tick tock, tick tock.
- These commentators are driving me crazy. Stop talking!! (I know it’s your job)
- Mute buttons are fantastic.
- GOAL!!!! Mr. Six-Year Man!
- OK. Church tomorrow.
- Late offside calls are totally my favourite.
- Therrien with his speakeasy suit that I’m partial to
- The word of the day is: Post. Preceded by an expletive.
- Tangradi’s all right, eh?
- Was that Gonchar going to the penalty box? Did I miss something?
- It was. Welp, I guess they had to make up for having to acknowledge that goal.
- P.K. Subban sticks Pacioretty right in the chiclets.
- Kids, Chiclets was this gum that looked like what is known today as “Extra”. It didn’t whiten or anything, but they did look like teeth.
- Strachan = Irish Chara.
- Are these commentators on glue? Montreal has done nothing but spend this period in Buffalo’s zone. Aside from Enron of the conveniently horseshoe-shaped insides, how fabulous has Buffalo been, exactly? This might be a good week to STOP SNIFFING GLUE.
- Commentators, tell me a little more about every single Buffalo Sabre between plays. I don’t think we’ve talked about them enough.
- Oh, Dale WEISE
- Patch is back!
- 1-1. And M. Desharnais leads the team in shots.
- You read that right.
Third Period
- Here we go boys, here we go!
- Has Allen made a mistake so far tonight?
- Eller can’t buy a goal.
- Is it just me, or is this show called “All you ever wanted to know about the Buffalo Sabres”?
- Oh. Breakaway goal. Weaver and Allen were no match there, I’m afraid.
- Lotta game left.
- Good news is, it’s the third period!
- Another stick high on Pacioretty, who’s rumoured to have lost a couple of teeth?
- Eller got a goal. FOR FREE. 100% off, folks! Screw you, Black Friday!
- These commentators are talking about flukey goals by the Habs tonight. Did they watch last night? These guys are starting to chap my butt.
- Nasty boarding on DD. Good call.
- DO THIS
- You know who I like? Gonchar.
- That powerplay was not terrible.
- Also not terrible? Watching on mute. Garry Galley? Terrible.
- OMG Sekac is good!
- I want a close up on Patch to see if he’s missing teeth! Patch with the go-ahead goal, guys and gals! I’m turning Galley on again to listen to him cry.
- Oh, Patch’s poor face 🙁
- There’s the tying goal. Breaking things.
- Of course Gionta was in that mix. Of course.
- I blame myself, for turning the sound back on.
- Mute.
- Can Canada Post really afford these expensive commercials during hockey games? Things I think about.
- Parenteau. I heard that Enroth sigh of relief, even without the sound on.
- The amount of abuse Gallagher takes, oh my good god. I’m serious.
- Who else gets nervous when they see Tokarski leave the net, after what happened last night?
- End of regulation. Smoke ’em if you got ’em!/
Overtime
- Ooooooh Galchenyuk, almost!
- Sekac too!
- Two minutes left in OT. The ice looks so big 4-on-4, no?
- Patch passes to … no one in particular.
- Whoa, whoa, Galchenyuk is pissed, what???
- PK is pissed too. I have the sound off, you guys.
- These teams don’t like each other very much. /
The Shootout
- Desharnais, Galchenyuk, Parenteau?
- Galchenyuk, I got the sequence mixed up. Denied.
- Whoever that Ryan Miller-looking guy was for Buffalo was not even close.
- DD is next. Denied. Ugh.
- Ennis. Also not.
- Parenteau. Also not!!!!!
- Gurmurndsnurrolf tried to pull a Kreider there. DENIED.
- Eller. No.
- Gionta. Nein.
- Plekanec. Niente.
- Flynn wins it.
- Everything sucks. Getting a loser point from BUFFALO, and after not playing a bad game at all.
- Let the madness begin!/
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