Canadiens vs Penguins Top Six Minutes: If you don’t kill penalties, penalties kill you

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Look. All I want is a good night from Mango Juus, a Gally goal, and an un-embarrassing game.

Dear Sir Singing the National Anthem, PICK A RHYTHM AND STICK WITH IT.

First Period

• Ooh, that was a pretty stellar opening shift.
• You guys, Sid is ridiculous. I mean, you're all aware already, but those replays from previous games are gross.
• Ooh snazzy save there, Nemo.
• NEMO! NOAH! AHHHH!!!
• JEFFFFF. I'LL TAKE PETRY GOALS TOO. Oh that was pretty too
• Uhg. Really, boys?
• Bad PK is bad. Bad PK is very, very bad.
• Dear lord, Habs. Why are you like this.
• Well, that PK was slightly less awful.
• I don't even, how even, what even. Why do the Hockey Gods hate us?
• I can't wait for this season to be over. I also can't wait to be able to cheer for the Penguins in the playoffs.
• Oooh that was almost super pretty from Byron and Gallagher.
• DO. NOT. TOUCH. JUUS.
• Now that's a nice goal./

Second Period

• Oh Carrsy, that was not ideal.
• That was a really, really good penalty kill!
• Nice glove save by...ALZNER?
• The sweet music of the post!
• Nice possession by the Habs, nice play by Galchenyuk to put the puck into the slot from behind the net!/

Third Period

• OH. MY. NEMO.
• Glad someone is giving Petry his due.
• They don't like this call, I don't like the idea of another penalty kill.
• NOOOO LEHK. UHG. That was going to be SO GOOD.
• I cannot believe that went in. Wait. Yes I can. uhhhhhhggggggg.
• sobbing
• Someone give Lehk a hug
• Someone give me a hug.
• I hate everything.
• If the Pens score one more goal, my prediction will be correct. I called 5-2...sorry Habs...
• PAULIE ALMOST.
• I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO BE RIGHT, GUYS.
• The amount of near misses so far is very frustrating.
• Well that wasn't fun.
• Habs lose 5-2.
• I don't like being right./

Highlight of the Night

.@jodrouin27 picks the corner on the PP. pic.twitter.com/RpezHHYdkv

— NHL GIFs (@NHLGIFs) March 31, 2018

EOTP 3 Stars