A Bitter Bandwagoner Habs Fan’s TSM: Third Time’s the Charm

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO HOPE FOR TONIGHT. SEND HELP.

SECOND LINE CENTRE LARS ELLER. MY LIFE IS MADE.

Oh boy, the odds are NOT in Washington’s favour tonight.

CAPITALS WHAT WAS THAT.
Thank you Holtby. This is NOT a pretty game so far.
DO NOT TOUCH LARRY. DO NOT.
Ollie, I love you, but DO. Not. Touch.
This is so sloppy. What are either of you doing. What is this garbage. You are both better than this.
We’re seven minutes in. There’s been a power play. Each team has one shot. ONE.
No one can pass, and this is the most irritating thing EVER.
This is a lame power play.
This period is almost over, and it was awful.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE ANY OF YOU DOING???
That was a terrible first period./

YAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!! WHEN NONE OF YOUR OTHER LINES ARE GETTING IT DONE, FOURTH LINE TO THE RESCUE.
And now back to the surprisingly awful hockey.
Ooh Larry with a defensive play, and then an offensive zone shift. 😀
Caps seem to have sorted themselves out a little.
Maybe stop turning the puck over, Pens.
Awww Larry.
TANGER.
I’m so conflicted about this.
YOU CAN’T JUST LET MALKIN HAVE HIS WAY IN THE OFFENSIVE ZONE AND EXPECT IT TO END WELL.
And now Pittsburgh has very much woken up.
See this is the hockey we expected to see from the get go.
Kuzy, you should have shot the puck.
Rust probably should have shot there too.
HOLTBEAST.
Now THAT was hockey./

See, why couldn’t they have been playing like this earlier??
NICE defensive play by Orlov on Crosby.
Jake, don’t do that.
Oh man that was a nice shift.
Holtby is so lucky the Caps had his back. (On that play at least…otherwise it has been entirely the opposite.)
Someone, DO SOMETHING.
Uh oh…Kuzy is hurt…..we might have first line centre Lars Eller in a minute….
Larry looking good.
Oh Kuzy’s back.
WOWWWW Vrana did NOT miss by much./

.@Kuzya92 sends the @Capitals to the Eastern Conference Final. pic.twitter.com/NTlXaWXsy1

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