Canadiens @ Bruins Top Six Minutes: A frustrating evening in Beantown

• Pre-Game Thoughts
• My God, almost two years without playing the Bruins, I almost miss those jerks.
• Not really, I hope they step on Legos and feel nothing but sadness.
• It’s snowing and I had a few flights at local watering holes today, lets have some fun folks!

First Period

• I can’t help but think Michael Pezzetta playing the Bruins is going to lead to something dumb.
• Also the “Perfection Line” remains one of the dumbest names in hockey today.
• Happy to see Adam Brooks in the lineup, very sad to see Mike Hoffman not in it.
• And godspeed Samuel Montembeault, you’re gonna need it.
• Ugh, Brad Marchand
• I can only hope Nick Foligno tries to fight a Hab again to avenge someone’s honour like in the playoffs, since that worked so well.
• First goal to the Habs?!
• Yes I’m just as shocked as you are.
• Oh no, here come the toilet paper soft penalty calls.
• Hey what a great penalty kill, let’s see if they can scor...and there’s another baby soft penalty.
• Hey look, Marchand is a dirty cheater and also can take penalties!
• I’ll take that first period every single day, a goal, a lead, and no one shoving their player into a goalie!

Second Period

• Okay boys, a power play goal would be super dope to start the second period.
• Well, at least you didn’t get scored on!
• Oooof so close David Savard!
• Are we just going to let Foligno hack at Montembeault all day refs?
• What an absolutely massive save by Montembeault!
• One does not simply hit Josh Anderson, the Bruins just learned that the hard way.
• Less icing, and less goals against fellas.
• I guess tripping penalties aren’t a thing now.
• This is a Jake Evans appreciation post folks.
• I think Marchand should continue to try and hit David Savard, it went so well the first time.
• IS THAT A MICHAEL PEZZETTA GOAL?
• IN THIS ECONOMY?
• I am no joke, ecstatic for Pezzetta who is making me eat so so much crow.

Third Period

• Not the most ideal of starts guys
• Jeff buddy, I need you to absolutely remove your head from your bum and figure out what’s wrong.
• Oh my god Petry, I love you dearly but this might be the worst stretch I’ve ever seen you play.
• I suppose it’s a lot better to lose off of really stupid fluke goals, as opposed to getting blown out though.
• Bruins fans are ole’ing after getting a one in a million fluke goal..I’ve decided I want to crush their dreams now.
• Oh dear Montembeault.
• I loathe the USA chant so much, it’s unoriginal and just super lame.
• Lets see some fight boys, make me eat some more crow.
• Well Monty is on the bench, now or never fellas!
• And the puck hits the ref, and goes for an empty net goal.
• Absolutely unbelievable.
• See y’all on Tuesday, hopefully there’s some better bounces in store for the Habs.

EOTP 3 Stars

3) The Habs could use about six more dispensers

2) We probably should talk about this more

1) It looks like that may be the case