Habs @ Sens Top Six Minutes: Carey Price is Mr. Saturday Night

Pre-Game Thoughts

• Hey the Rocket won, but that normally coincides with the Habs laying an egg, so hopefully tonight is different!
• Ilya Kovalchuk was the hero last time these teams played, wonder if he has another big goal in him before the Trade Deadline?
• Would also very much like to see a standout showing from Max Domi and Jonathan Drouin tonight against a very bad Senators team.

First Period

• Dropping F-bombs before the game even starts eh Sportsnet? I guess it’s gonna be that kinda night then.
• Heyyyy Max Domi that’s how we like to kick off these kinda games!
• Ottawa playing John Cena’s theme music is fitting, considering much like Cena we can’t seem to see any of their fans either.
• What are the odds of Josh Norris scoring tonight, gotta be high right?
• Brendan Gallagher with a clean hit on Thomas Chabot, so naturally he gets jumped by Brady Tkachuk because the code or something stupid.
• Hahahah suck it nerds, that’s Domi 2, Craig Anderson 0!
• I know it’s early, and it’s the 2019-2020 Canadiens, but holy hell the Senators are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.
• Hey cool Pageau finally didn’t score a shorthanded goal on us!
• Solid first period, always welcomed against the Senators.

Second Period

• Hello there Carey Price, nice to see you!
• This is also a reminder to not trade Jeff Petry, but to please appreciate him a lot more.
• Karl Alzner must be absolutely bewildered to see his team playing so well against the Senators.
• Oh, random aside but Cole Caufield scored again.
• Hey Mike Reilly, forgot you were a Senator now.
• Oh my stars Carey Price what a save!
• Brady Tkachuk might want to check his six for Shea Weber for the rest of the night.
• Welcome back Paul Byron! My god have I missed that speedy speedy man.
• Brady Tkachuk desperately wants to fight someone since he can’t do anything else tonight I guess.
• And another tantrum from him, the third period should be terrifying.

Third Period

• First Tkachuk goes into the net, then Domi goes into the net, this game has a big of everything!
• Also Toronto is losing to a zamboni driver as I type this, just sayin’.
• How the actual hell is that a penalty on Max Domi?
• Well hey Tkachuk, you had Chiarot on the ice, why don’t you do something bud?
• I’m happy Jonathan Drouin is healthy enough to play, I just wish he was healthy enough to be the Drouin from the start of this year.
• Oh and now Domi appears to be in concussion protocol.
• And he’s back and I am still not happy about that penalty!
• Bye Brady, congrats on finally getting on the scoresheet tonight!
• LET CAREY SCORE A GOAL
• Cowards, anyways that’s another shutout for Carey Price!

EOTP 3 Stars

3) Well that’s probably an easy win then

2) Can they actually do this?

1) They sure can!