Canadiens vs. Red Wings Top Six Minutes: One for the record books

Pre-Game

• Can this be the game, for that thing, you know the thing, the thing I won’t say out loud because last time I did the Habs lost 8-2.
• Mike Johnson on the call, which is always a good thing.
• I can feel a Jordan Weal goal tonight, don’t ask me why, but I can feel it.
• A classy tribute for Ted Lindsay, may he rest easy.
• LETS DO THAT HOCKEY!

First Period

• The TSN key to victory for the Red Wings was “Pride” that’s rough buddy.
• Good lord Andreas Athanasiou is fast, like Paul Byron fast.
• Someone is going to take Luke Witkowski’s number, he’s a menace right now.
• Swede on Finn penalty, will this rivalry ever end!?
• Well that power play was beyond uninspiring to put it nicely.
• What the heck, Jonathan Bernier can stop pucks all of a sudden?
• That call is softer than a Corgi’s arse, what a mess of a period capped up with a wack penalty call.

Second Period

• Well at least the Red Wings power play is bad too right?
• I wish I had more to say folks, but that requires teams to do quite literally anything out there, this looks like a 9am pick up game at the local rink right now.
• That is not what I meant Jordie Benn...
• Oh well hello there Carey Price!
• Well, at least Shea Weber still has the ability to make an entire arena hold it’s breath when he shoots.
• A goal? No like really a goal???
• Ooooo Weal comes Weal-ly close with a shot off the post now too!
• Brett Kulak blasts home some breathing room on that laser of goal, see I knew he was the right guy to have in Claude!
• Max Domi in another scrum? Well I never expected that at all!

Third Period

• Alright Habs, 20 minutes to that thing, the thing that’s super important, do not less us down.
• THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
• I’m going to need the Bell Centre to never play Kid Rock again please.
• Oh my god the hands on Athanasiou! Respect man, respect.
• CAREY
• EFFING
• PRICE
• Can Justin Abdelkader leave Brendan Gallagher alone please, we need him for goal scoring purpose thanks.
• Too nervous to write words, pretend I’m saying something witty here.
• HE DID IT Y’ALL

Highlight of the night

EOTP 3 Stars

3) Always a treat to play the Red Wings

2) Customized face shields? Not a bad idea, actually.

1) We are not