Canadiens vs. Red Wings Top Six Minutes: Battle of the Bottom Feeders

First Period

• WEEEEEEE HAVE JOHNSON!!!
• Wow the Red Wings are not good.
• AAAAARG if that stick hadn’t been there!!!!
• DESI. Our fearless leader Justin woke up in enough time to warn our gif makers to catch that goal. The Red Wings, on the other hand, did not.
• My son with the assist. Excellent.
• Oh Rosie, was that really necessary?
• So our PK sucks, but apparently, the Wings’ PP sucks more. That did not look very much like a power play.
• On the other hand, how much more successful are we going to be? The answer is not much more. On the other hand, ours looked more like a PP than theirs did...marginally.
• How did Byron miss that.
• How many more pucks will the Habs have to put through Coreau’s feet BEFORE ONE GOES IN.
• Dear Canadiens, what were any of you doing on that? At least Nemo is awake.
• Well, you knew Larkin was gonna score at least one of those...what with Alzner and Shaw on the ice at the same time...

Second Period

• Meep meep.
• Coreau is an absolute adventure.
• Oh lord. Alzner why.
• Man records are falling all over the place tonight.
• NOAH. TWICE. Ouch.
• BRENDAN GALLAGHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
• HAHAH DESI AGAIN!!

Third Period

• Oh Rosie, you gotta shoot.
• ÄRTTTAAANNNN. I mean, that right there is why Rosie passed to him instead of shooting. Boy was that pretty.
• For serious? Uhg.
• Oh lord, not again.
• Nice little glove save from Nemo.
• Habs I need you to wake up...
• Or, I mean, carry on. Tank battle and all that.
• And the net is now empty. Hey getting Chucky a goal would be nice right about now.
• Aww Drou tried.
• OH MAN DESI WENT FOR THE HATTY.
• HABS WIN 4-3.

Highlight of the night

EOTP 3 Stars

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