clock menu more-arrow no yes

Filed under:

Canadiens vs. Red Wings Top Six Minutes: Battle of the Bottom Feeders

New, comments

Some usual and unusual suspects came to play in the second-to-last game of the season

Detroit Red Wings v Montreal Canadiens Photo by Minas Panagiotakis/Getty Images

First Period

  • WEEEEEEE HAVE JOHNSON!!!
  • Wow the Red Wings are not good.
  • AAAAARG if that stick hadn’t been there!!!!
  • DESI. Our fearless leader Justin woke up in enough time to warn our gif makers to catch that goal. The Red Wings, on the other hand, did not.
  • My son with the assist. Excellent.
  • Oh Rosie, was that really necessary?
  • So our PK sucks, but apparently, the Wings’ PP sucks more. That did not look very much like a power play.
  • On the other hand, how much more successful are we going to be? The answer is not much more. On the other hand, ours looked more like a PP than theirs did...marginally.
  • How did Byron miss that.
  • How many more pucks will the Habs have to put through Coreau’s feet BEFORE ONE GOES IN.
  • Dear Canadiens, what were any of you doing on that? At least Nemo is awake.
  • Well, you knew Larkin was gonna score at least one of those...what with Alzner and Shaw on the ice at the same time...

Second Period

  • Meep meep.
  • Coreau is an absolute adventure.
  • Oh lord. Alzner why.
  • Man records are falling all over the place tonight.
  • NOAH. TWICE. Ouch.
  • BRENDAN GALLAGHER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
  • HAHAH DESI AGAIN!!

Third Period

  • Oh Rosie, you gotta shoot.
  • ÄRTTTAAANNNN. I mean, that right there is why Rosie passed to him instead of shooting. Boy was that pretty.
  • For serious? Uhg.
  • Oh lord, not again.
  • Nice little glove save from Nemo.
  • Habs I need you to wake up...
  • Or, I mean, carry on. Tank battle and all that.
  • And the net is now empty. Hey getting Chucky a goal would be nice right about now.
  • Aww Drou tried.
  • OH MAN DESI WENT FOR THE HATTY.
  • HABS WIN 4-3.

Highlight of the night

EOTP 3 Stars

3.

2.

1. You know it’s going to happen.