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It's gonna be bad isn't it...granted, every time I say that, they scrape by with a win...but...pardon my lack of optimism.
- Apparently it's already been five minutes. Nothing has happened. Jagr's good, some of the kids are alright...
- Mike Brown might have stopped Jaromir Jagr from scoring. No, that's not a mistake.
- Apparently the Florida announcers are complaining about the injuries the Panthers have had. That's cute.
- Mark Barberio continues to prove he's NHL calibre.
- Some offensive zone time would be nice...
- And there goes Lessio as I speak.
- I miss Brendan Gallagher and P.K. Subban, and Carey Price, and Lars Eller, and Nathan Beaulieu, and Jeff Petry, and Brian Flynn, and...
- HOW DID DANAULT NOT SCORE. uhg.
- ...anyway, you get the point.
- I was about to be so pleased that the defencemen were covering all the right people...but then nope. 1-0 Cats.
- Can we steal Gallant back? No? Rats.
- ...I forgot Darren Dietz was playing tonight. I forgot a lot of these guys were on the team.
- Dear Habs, I love you dearly...but I'm really tired...and this game is really boring and/or bad... please do something...Love, Me.
- That's not what I meant...
- Wow. Even that fight was boring.
- We got Byron for free. Just a casual reminder.
- Lessio deserves a goal, or three.
- Jagr was drafted about half a year before I was born. Just saying.
- Remember when the Habs were really good, about four months ago? I do. Good times.
- And some of the best action comes in the dying seconds of the first.
- Looks at advanced stats, cries. Listens to SportsNet, cries. Looks at bed, cries. Is it over yet? No? cries
- I would like to see Ben Bishop with smaller gear. Just saying. I'm not bitter or anything.
- Galchenyuk knocking out Trocheck's front teeth with an accidental stick to the face is the most action packed moment of the game so far. Ouch.
- Bjugstad scores. So much for the Habs' penalty kill at home. Remember when Gallagher scored goals like that? I really miss Gallagher...
- Lessio definitely having a good game. He still deserves some goals.
- I'm so tired.
- This game is boring.
- The Habs are bad.
- How many more games are there?
- Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
- At least we have Pacioretty-Galchenyuk-Andrighetto...
- The...second??? line??? has the best shift of the game, sustaining some of the only offensive zone pressure all period. Possibly all game.
- Trocheck is a fight away from a Gordie Howe hat trick.
- JDLR, Danault, and Brown just had themselves a shift. Might have had the best scoring chances all night.
- That's the second scuffle Trocheck has been in in the last five minutes.
- NEVER FEAR. CHUCKY'S HERE.
- STOP TALKING ABOUT THE PLAYERS THAT HAVE PLAYED ALL THE GAMES. EVERY TIME YOU DO THAT, SOMEONE ELSE GETS HURT.
- Well then, Big Mac just took down Wilson after the latter steamrollered Emelin.
- Andrighetto almost scored.
- Plekanec almost scored.
- Brown almost scored.
- Byron almost scored.
- Too bad Rene Bourque's not still here. He'd be in good company. Either that, or he'd have a hatty.
- At least the Habs try?
- Roberto Luongo looks as bored as I am.
- *looks at clock* It's not too late to come back...right?
- In other news, the Washington Capitals have clinched a playoff spot. Exactly nobody is surprised.
- Welcome to the NHL, Dietz. Off to the box with you.
- Aaand Barkov now. 4-1. Cue the comeback, or nah?
- Well that sucked.
- Except Galchenyuk. He was awesome. Stopped that one game scoreless streak dead in its tracks. He should be able to hang on to his spot for another few games.
EOTP 3 Stars