Canadiens vs Coyotes Top Six Minutes: The Habs are never gonna win again

For today's #1stHabsGoal I pick Chri...wait... no...Jarr...wait... drat.

At least the Habs will be facing Lindba...oh wait. Never mind. So Domingue is gonna get a shut out, isn't he. Don't mind me. I'm just going to sit in my corner, sadly watching all the Tinordi Duels.

First Period

• The Eller line looking good early. What else is new.
• The puck might be going up more than it is going in any other direction right now.
• Tinner looks good in...burgundy? Maroon? What colour even is the Coyotes' jersey officially?
• Ouch. Yeah that's about right.
• WHAT. A. PLAY. JDLFR man. JDLFR.
• Whatever happens now, at least Domingue won't have a shutout.
• It feels a little traitorous how much I appreciate Anthony Duclair...
• Flash and Eller looking pretty good making the Coyotes run around their own end, on their own powerplay.
• I would like Petry back. At once.
• Flash??? and Eller??? lead Habs forwards in ice time after one???
• Tinner :(

Second Period

• Oh look! A powerplay! Let's do nothing with it! Although, to be fair, it had a few reasonably good moments.
• I love Mikkel Boedker a lot. But boy am I glad he did not score right there.
• Maaaybe don't crosscheck dudes in the face, Pateryn. But also, how was that a game misconduct...
• hAHAHAHAHAH that goal. This game. What a joke all around.
• AHHHH BYRON WHY (this just in, Byron maaay be a little quick!)
• Oh dear sweet lord. What WAS that.
• IS THAT...IS THAT. You guys Pacioretty and Eller just played a shift toge....
• crap.
• Eller and Pacioretty are actually linemates. This is not a drill. I repeat, Eller and Pacioretty are linemates. This is not a drill!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you hockey gods, for this, if literally nothing else.

Third Period

• This is the losing that never ends. It goes on, and on, and on, my friends. sobbing
• WHY IS CONDON STILL IN THE NET.
• I give up.
• Good bye 67-81.
• I repeat, why hasn't MT pulled Condon yet. He's got no defence in front of him, and is having a spectacularly bad night. This is just ridiculous.
• Oh lord Pacioretty and DD are back together. Because that's going to fix things.
• Everything hurts.

EOTP 3 Stars

3. Can't be having that

2. Good analogy

1. The Tank Watch is back on!

"Highlights"

• Jacob de la Rose pulls off a nice drive and finds Dale Weise
• Brendan Gallagher something something