For our new readers and members, Top Six Minutes is a brief overview of the Habs game, and a continuation of the discussion threads usually happens in the comments. We try to keep it light and entertaining, even when the Habs make it hard. Full recaps/analysis/walks of shame go up the morning after every game.
- Um. I got drunk.
- GI-NETTE! GI-NETTE! GI-NETTE!!!!!!!!!!!
- There is no hockey rink that has a better atmosphere than the Bell Centre. None. NONE.
- I don't think Carey Price has ever blinked.
- The crowd is either yelling "Hammond" or "Trust Fund"
- The first "HEEEYYYBOOOO" of the playoffs is always special.
- I called Flynn and Mitchell Flytchell but the addition of Prust is interesting. Prytchel? Flytcthst? Prustyll?
- Someone turned DSP on.
- COMMERCIAL! /Goes to pee
- DSP's jam tasted terrible and he's force feeding it to everyone
- "hahaha remember how irrelevant that Markov own goal was?!?!"-Me in 2 months during the Habs cup parade
- Gallagher Benefit of the doubt
- Gallagher took more bumps this period than most NHLers do in their entire career.
- Gallagher's entire career is Crossing the Desert, The Unblinking Eye, The Wreck of Hesperus and The Paddling of the Swollen Ass...with Paddles over and over and over again.
- That intermission went pretty fast for you I bet.
- Markov may be demoted the Colonel in a bit
- P.K. Subban played the lowest out of any Habs D man in the first period. He's the best skater on the ice for either team.
- I miss Max Pacioretty.
- A lot
- Someone make me miss him less.
- I went with Prytchel.
- I was just thinking "man this line is getting a ton of ice time" I'm cool with that now.
- Assuming Price is God and Jesus...Tomas Plekanec is definitely also god and jesus.
- Well this game certainly took an interesting turn.
- No PK? No Pacioretty? That's one way the Sens can win it.
- Lars Eller is also God.
- This game might kill me.
- I'll be waiting for the make up call until I die.
- PRYTCHELL AGAIN!!!!!
- Mitchell scores. Flynn scores. Petry logging PK minutes. DSP is tall. Everything's coming up Bergevin.
- What a period. I need a drink.
- The puck is rubber and Price is glue and so on and so forth.
- Just don't get scored on.
- Cheap joke: Bobby Ryan can't spell what this game is.
- I need this period to be completely uneventful.
- STAY UNEVENTFUL
- My heart is trying to escape my chest cavity please send help.
- On to game two.
3. Markov has to eat all of it without any beverage. It's the playoffs.
2. It'd be pretty cool I bet.