Canadiens vs Senators Top Six Minutes: Yes, That Just Happened

For our new readers and members, Top Six Minutes is a brief overview of the Habs game, and a continuation of the discussion threads usually happens in the comments. We try to keep it light and entertaining, even when the Habs make it hard. Full recaps/analysis/walks of shame go up the morning after every game.

First Period

• Um. I got drunk.
• GI-NETTE! GI-NETTE! GI-NETTE!!!!!!!!!!!
• There is no hockey rink that has a better atmosphere than the Bell Centre. None. NONE.
• I don't think Carey Price has ever blinked.
• The crowd is either yelling "Hammond" or "Trust Fund"
• The first "HEEEYYYBOOOO" of the playoffs is always special.
• I called Flynn and Mitchell Flytchell but the addition of Prust is interesting. Prytchel? Flytcthst? Prustyll?
• Someone turned DSP on.
• COMMERCIAL! /Goes to pee
• DSP's jam tasted terrible and he's force feeding it to everyone
• "hahaha remember how irrelevant that Markov own goal was?!?!"-Me in 2 months during the Habs cup parade
• Gallagher Benefit of the doubt
• Gallagher took more bumps this period than most NHLers do in their entire career.
• Gallagher's entire career is Crossing the Desert, The Unblinking Eye, The Wreck of Hesperus and The Paddling of the Swollen Ass...with Paddles over and over and over again.

Second Period:

• That intermission went pretty fast for you I bet.
• Markov may be demoted the Colonel in a bit
• P.K. Subban played the lowest out of any Habs D man in the first period. He's the best skater on the ice for either team.
• I miss Max Pacioretty.
• A lot
• Someone make me miss him less.
• PRYTCHELLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
• I went with Prytchel.
• I was just thinking "man this line is getting a ton of ice time" I'm cool with that now.
• Assuming Price is God and Jesus...Tomas Plekanec is definitely also god and jesus.
• Well this game certainly took an interesting turn.
• No PK? No Pacioretty? That's one way the Sens can win it.
• Lars Eller is also God.
• This game might kill me.
• I'll be waiting for the make up call until I die.
• PRYTCHELL AGAIN!!!!!
• Mitchell scores. Flynn scores. Petry logging PK minutes. DSP is tall. Everything's coming up Bergevin.
• What a period. I need a drink.

Third Period:

• The puck is rubber and Price is glue and so on and so forth.
• Just don't get scored on.
• Cheap joke: Bobby Ryan can't spell what this game is.
• I need this period to be completely uneventful.
• STAY UNEVENTFUL
• My heart is trying to escape my chest cavity please send help.
• CAMAN!!!!
• CAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
• WOOO!!!!!!
• On to game two.

Three Stars:

3. Markov has to eat all of it without any beverage. It's the playoffs.

2. It'd be pretty cool I bet.

1. YES.

Highlights

• Markov scores an own goal.
• Plekanec & Mitchell score two in 15 seconds.
• Eller scores a beautiful shorty.
• Brian Flynn's power move is the game winner.