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Pre-Game:
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Trust me guys, you don't want Carey.
— Travis Hrubeniuk (@thrubeniuk) March 27, 2015 - Jets need points. Habs need...to work on their system.
First Period:
- Make it home for the last 10 minutes of the first.
- Just missed the Dustin Byfuglien goal, but I assume that it featured a rainbow pooping unicorn at the end of it.
- Living in Winnipeg, all I hear about is how big and fast the Jets are, but the Habs look to be faster and not bothered by the size thing.
- Jets fans hate the refs, but you cannot tell me that they have not gotten deserved calls so far.
- The Habs power play actually looks like a power play. The Jets penalty kill looks like Pavelec driving a Lamborghini.
- Pavelec getting lucky and stuff stopping all the shots. He doesn't freeze the puck on basic shots.
- Listening to the intermission analysis on the Jets broadcast and Stempniak's hit on Mitchell was called "softening up the defence" if you wonder why hockey might have some issues.
- If this is "big boy hockey" (aka Western Conference Hockey), Eastern Conference Hockey is more fun.
Second Period
- Habs start with an icing, so everything is good again.
- Boy-loo. I swear there are many French speakings in Manitoba.
- Dale Weise is now Max Pacioretty according to the Jets broadcast. I guess they both hockey?
- Pacioretty had a crappy skate and that is a shame because that would have been great.
- Where is Ondrej Pavelec because this is not the Pavelec I know.
- Winnipeg is really unpleasing aesthetically to look at.
- I found him guys! I FOUND ONDREJ PAVELEC AND ANDREI MARKOV IS PLEASED.
- Dennis Beyak only has love for Markov and Subban.
- How does Jim Slater score? How?
- Ah, he kicks the puck. And it counts because that is how they work.
- Pavelec fell over from that Plekanec shot short handed. Also the Habs basically just got the puck shorthanded like it was no big deal.
- I swear Pavelec is going through a "bobble around and make saves because I am damn lucky phase". I promise actually.
- Andrew Ladd is a dirty player and the Jets are a dirty team and maybe they should learn that sometimes. Ladd should be gone from the game.
- Jim Slater is a piece of shit. The Jets have been the shittier team so jumping a kid for going after Ladd for being a POS is completely reasonable.
Third Period
- Max Pacioretty uses his force field to get Tyler Myers to fall over.
- This period has had a few adventures in the Habs end defensively.
- My mom does not understand why Subban is being booed. My mom is the best.
- Pacioretty was slew-footed with no call because his name is Max Pacioretty and he draws no penalties for some reason,
- David Desharnais just threw Blake Wheeler down and sometimes David beats Goliath.
- Mark Stuart struggles with clean hockey.
- Gallagher goals are fun.
- Operation Keep the LA Kings out of the playoffs is in full effect.
- "We want Carey" is a senseless chant because I'm pretty sure Montreal wins this game with Price.
Trust me guys, you don't want Carey.
— Travis Hrubeniuk (@thrubeniuk) March 27, 2015
First Period Star
Third Period Star
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