Canadiens vs Jets Top Six Minutes: Habs get blown away in Winnipeg

Pre-Game:

• Trust me guys, you don't want Carey.

  — Travis Hrubeniuk (@thrubeniuk) March 27, 2015

  I have spent the day with kindergarten students and doing parent-teacher students. Let's see how many green lights I hit on my way home.
• Jets need points. Habs need...to work on their system.

First Period:

• Make it home for the last 10 minutes of the first.
• Just missed the Dustin Byfuglien goal, but I assume that it featured a rainbow pooping unicorn at the end of it.

  

• Living in Winnipeg, all I hear about is how big and fast the Jets are, but the Habs look to be faster and not bothered by the size thing.
• Jets fans hate the refs, but you cannot tell me that they have not gotten deserved calls so far.
• The Habs power play actually looks like a power play. The Jets penalty kill looks like Pavelec driving a Lamborghini.
• Pavelec getting lucky and stuff stopping all the shots. He doesn't freeze the puck on basic shots.
• Listening to the intermission analysis on the Jets broadcast and Stempniak's hit on Mitchell was called "softening up the defence" if you wonder why hockey might have some issues.
• If this is "big boy hockey" (aka Western Conference Hockey), Eastern Conference Hockey is more fun.

Second Period

• Habs start with an icing, so everything is good again.
• Boy-loo. I swear there are many French speakings in Manitoba.
• Dale Weise is now Max Pacioretty according to the Jets broadcast. I guess they both hockey?
• Pacioretty had a crappy skate and that is a shame because that would have been great.
• Where is Ondrej Pavelec because this is not the Pavelec I know.
• Winnipeg is really unpleasing aesthetically to look at.
• I found him guys! I FOUND ONDREJ PAVELEC AND ANDREI MARKOV IS PLEASED.
• Dennis Beyak only has love for Markov and Subban.
• How does Jim Slater score? How?
• Ah, he kicks the puck. And it counts because that is how they work.
• Pavelec fell over from that Plekanec shot short handed. Also the Habs basically just got the puck shorthanded like it was no big deal.
• I swear Pavelec is going through a "bobble around and make saves because I am damn lucky phase". I promise actually.
• Andrew Ladd is a dirty player and the Jets are a dirty team and maybe they should learn that sometimes. Ladd should be gone from the game.
• Jim Slater is a piece of shit. The Jets have been the shittier team so jumping a kid for going after Ladd for being a POS is completely reasonable.

Third Period

• Max Pacioretty uses his force field to get Tyler Myers to fall over.
• This period has had a few adventures in the Habs end defensively.
• My mom does not understand why Subban is being booed. My mom is the best.
• Pacioretty was slew-footed with no call because his name is Max Pacioretty and he draws no penalties for some reason,
• David Desharnais just threw Blake Wheeler down and sometimes David beats Goliath.
• Mark Stuart struggles with clean hockey.
• Gallagher goals are fun.
• Operation Keep the LA Kings out of the playoffs is in full effect.
• "We want Carey" is a senseless chant because I'm pretty sure Montreal wins this game with Price.

Trust me guys, you don't want Carey.

— Travis Hrubeniuk (@thrubeniuk) March 27, 2015

First Period Star

Third Period Star