Canadiens vs Jets Top Six Minutes: Habs get blown away in Winnipeg

The Habs came into Winnipeg and got a cold reception from more than just the weather.

By Cara T@HappyCaraT Mar 26, 2015, 10:53pm EDT

Trust me guys, you don't want Carey.
— Travis Hrubeniuk (@thrubeniuk) March 27, 2015
I have spent the day with kindergarten students and doing parent-teacher students. Let's see how many green lights I hit on my way home.
Jets need points. Habs need...to work on their system.

Make it home for the last 10 minutes of the first.
Just missed the Dustin Byfuglien goal, but I assume that it featured a rainbow pooping unicorn at the end of it.
Living in Winnipeg, all I hear about is how big and fast the Jets are, but the Habs look to be faster and not bothered by the size thing.
Jets fans hate the refs, but you cannot tell me that they have not gotten deserved calls so far.
The Habs power play actually looks like a power play. The Jets penalty kill looks like Pavelec driving a Lamborghini.
Pavelec getting lucky and stuff stopping all the shots. He doesn't freeze the puck on basic shots.
Listening to the intermission analysis on the Jets broadcast and Stempniak's hit on Mitchell was called "softening up the defence" if you wonder why hockey might have some issues.
If this is "big boy hockey" (aka Western Conference Hockey), Eastern Conference Hockey is more fun.

Habs start with an icing, so everything is good again.
Boy-loo. I swear there are many French speakings in Manitoba.
Dale Weise is now Max Pacioretty according to the Jets broadcast. I guess they both hockey?
Pacioretty had a crappy skate and that is a shame because that would have been great.
Where is Ondrej Pavelec because this is not the Pavelec I know.
Winnipeg is really unpleasing aesthetically to look at.
I found him guys! I FOUND ONDREJ PAVELEC AND ANDREI MARKOV IS PLEASED.
Dennis Beyak only has love for Markov and Subban.
How does Jim Slater score? How?
Ah, he kicks the puck. And it counts because that is how they work.
Pavelec fell over from that Plekanec shot short handed. Also the Habs basically just got the puck shorthanded like it was no big deal.
I swear Pavelec is going through a "bobble around and make saves because I am damn lucky phase". I promise actually.
Andrew Ladd is a dirty player and the Jets are a dirty team and maybe they should learn that sometimes. Ladd should be gone from the game.
Jim Slater is a piece of shit. The Jets have been the shittier team so jumping a kid for going after Ladd for being a POS is completely reasonable.

Max Pacioretty uses his force field to get Tyler Myers to fall over.
This period has had a few adventures in the Habs end defensively.
My mom does not understand why Subban is being booed. My mom is the best.
Pacioretty was slew-footed with no call because his name is Max Pacioretty and he draws no penalties for some reason,
David Desharnais just threw Blake Wheeler down and sometimes David beats Goliath.
Mark Stuart struggles with clean hockey.
Gallagher goals are fun.
Operation Keep the LA Kings out of the playoffs is in full effect.
"We want Carey" is a senseless chant because I'm pretty sure Montreal wins this game with Price.