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Habs vs Rangers Top Six Minutes: Everything is Happening Edition

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What. A. Game.

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-Pregame prediction: both CBC and NBCSN will have a hysterically bad time trying to pronounce the Nathan Beaulieu/Francis Bouillon pairing all night.

-I'm in full on superstition mode, Plekanec T-shirt, Gionta jersey and my lucky hat from my first ever Habs game( a 3-2 win over Buffalo!)

-Ginnette Reno giving Daniel Briere good luck in the playoffs is like turning on god-mode in a video game.

-ALL YOUR GOALS ARE BELONG TO ALEX GALCHENYUK!

-Something something GIGANTIC GIGANTIC something something

-I can't shake the fact that I think Mats Zuccarello looks like he could be one of the Belushi brothers.

-OH MY GOD YOU GUYS DID YOU SEE WHAT DUSTIN TOKARSKI DID?!?!

-It basically made sure that Pierre McGuire has to change his pants between periods

-Well from what NBC is saying his jaw shield apparently gives him super powers.

-Nothing like a Hab getting belted by a stanchion to bring back some nightmares

-AGHHDGHGD DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT TOMAS PLEKANEC JUST DID!?!

-I need a smoke after that goal holy shit.

-Thomas Vanek finally showed some effort....and he's offsides -____-

-David Desharnais straight up slapped a Ranger in the face and had to jump to do it...hilarity all around.

-Hey Pouliot I've seen you fight and you don't want a piece of the DreamWeaver

-Also Benoit Pouliot ...still an idiot and I'm somewhat ashamed he was the first Hab I saw score a goal in person.

-Mike Milbury in all of his genius decided to go off on Dustin Tokarski in the intermission...only he called him Tokoffski

-DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT BRENDAN GALLAGHER AND MAX PACIORETTY DID?!?!

-Gallaghers pass was so nice that it impregnated everyone in the first five rows of the Bell Centre.

-Pierre McGuire referred to Brian Gionta as the "21 Train from Rochester" I don't think anyone has ever described Gio as a Train

-DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT THOMAS VANEK AND RENE BOURQUE DID!?!?

-Les Habitants send their regards Lundqvist.

-I hope Rick Nash steps on a Lego tonight.

-Or Josh Gorges for tipping that shot behind Tokarski.

-I'm not sure which network had the more asinine response NBC or CBC

-NBC says pulling Lundqvist caused Gorges to tip the goal in

-CBC naturally blamed P.K. Subban

-It was 4 to 1

-DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT RENE BOURQUE DID AGAIN?!?!

-Mike Milbury,McGuire and Eddie Olczyk are losing their minds any time the Rangers get a penalty and everything is a dive now.

-Why couldn't NBC lose their hockey rights instead of TSN?

-DID YOU GUYS SEE WHAT RENE BOURQUE DID FOR THAT HAT TRICK?!!>?

-THATS RIGHT I SAID RENE BOURQUE HAT TRICK

-I hope Gorges is going to buy Tokarski a really nice dinner or buy him a puppy or something.

-a 5 on 3 while nursing a 2 goal lead? Excuse me while I cry for awhile.

-John Moore with a dirty blatant blindside headshot...if he isn't suspended I have several words for the Department of Player Safety.

-The Rangers Power-Kill was highly impressive and naturally the Habs took a penalty during it.

-Dale Weise sustained a brain injury and is back on the ice because playoffs

-DID YOU SEE WHAT MAX PACIORETTY AND DAVID DESHARNAIS DID?!!?

-Dammit Lars please be smarter than that...no reason for an idiotic hit like that when you're up late.

- OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE

-Derek Dorsett is not a smart man apparently.

-Gionta now improves to 9-2 in elimination games...that's the kind of clutch you like from your captain.

-Hell of a win by the Habs and we'll see you in the Big Apple on Thursday Rangers.

All 3 stars go to the Kingslayer

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(Thanks to EOTP regular Joel Digiacomo for this awesome photo!)