Montreal Canadiens player trends: May 24th

Carey Price

"Look how they massacred my boy..."

Dustin Tokarski

"Help us Obi-Wan Tokarski, you're our only hope."

Peter Budaj

"Here's looking at you, kid."

Defensemen

P.K. Subban

"Show me the money!"

Andrei Markov

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Emelin walks into mine."

Josh Gorges

"I ain't got time to bleed."

Alexei Emelin

"What is best in life?"

- "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

Mike Weaver

"Oh, he's very popular Mike. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude."

Francis Bouillon

"I'm too old for this shit."

Douglas Murray

"You're not the man I knew ten years ago."

- "It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."

Jarred Tinordi

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Nathan Beaulieu

"I feel the need...the need for speed!"

Forwards

Tomas Plekanec

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Brian Gionta

"First you want to kill me. Now you want to kiss me. Blow!"

Daniel Briere

"Remember. The Force Will Be With You Always"

Lars Eller

"You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. The deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that - they don't listen."

Alex Galchenyuk

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

Brandon Prust

"Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.'"

David Desharnais

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God."

Max Pacioretty

"At my signal, unleash hell."

Brendan Gallagher

"Nobody puts baby in the corner!"

Ryan White

"What do you mean, I'm funny?...You mean the way I talk? What?...Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?...But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f--kin' amuse you? What do you mean, funny? Funny how? How'm I funny??...How the f--k am I funny? What the f--k is so funny about me? Tell me? Tell me what's funny!..."

Travis Moen

"I'm the Dude! So that's what you call me. You know, uh, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or uh, you know, El Duderino - if you're not into the whole brevity thing."

Michael Bournival

"Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Rene Bourque

"Take your stinkin' paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

George Parros

"Ernest Hemingway once wrote: 'The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.' I agree with the second part."

Thomas Vanek

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain."

Dale Weise

"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama! Hey! How about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."