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The most despicable Boston Bruins of all time. Quarter Finals: Milan Lucic vs Ray Bourque

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Have you ever wondered who the worst Bruin of all time was? We have too, and it's about time we find out, with your help. Today we enter in to the quarter finals : Milan Lucic vs Ray Bourque

Milan Lucic

They caught me spearing a groin again? How?

The nutcracker dominated his first round match up vs Zdeno Chara. He managed to do so AND escape the fight without a broken neck.

What we know about Lucic is that he hates:

  • The Habs
  • People who don't know who he is bro
  • Math
  • Groin health
He loves:
  • Hypocrisy
  • Raw Meat
  • Telling people who he is bro
  • Walking slowly on the sidewalk
Essentially he's everything that's wrong with not only hockey, but society as a whole.

vs

Raymond Bourque

I'm pretty sure this is a picture of Ray Bourque

Bourque won the tightest vote we had in the first round, beating out other Habs killer Patrice Bergeron by 4%.

At this point he's nothing but a sacrificial lamb for Milan Lucic , which is, coincidentally, a literal thing in the Bruins locker room during every intermission.

Bourque will always be remembered as a great hockey player and a good man, which means that his journey in this tournament should definitely end here.