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Brad Marchand
A picture is worth a thousand insults
There's no surprise that Brad Marchand took home 74% of the vote in his first round match up. He's a hypocrite, a low-bridge fan, a testicle assaulter, and of course, a dive artist.
I could go on and on about the reasons why Marchand deserves to move on to the semi-finals, but it would be the equivalent of me lecturing you on the fact that water is wet.
There's not much left to be said about Marchand, and odds are you've seen enough evidence of his scumbag behaviour to make your own conclusions. Although here's a quick refresher.
In case all of those cases of theatrics don't sway your vote, here's a bit of propaganda to get you off the wall.
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Cam Neely
Kick his ass, Sea bass!
Cam Neely won an easy victory in his first round series. He blitzed Wayne Cashman in the 'Habs Killers' category and by doing so he now faces a huge challenge in the form of Cyrano de Marchanac.
Neely has a chance at victory due to his....
Hell, who am I kidding? This won't be close. Let's just place our votes for Marchand and get on to the next one, deal?