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The most despicable Boston Bruins of all time. Finals: Brad Marchand vs Brad Marchand

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Have you ever wondered who the worst Bruin of all time was? We have too, and it's about time we find out, with your help. Today we finish off the tournament with the finals: Marchand vs Marchand

Brad Marchand the diver

Surprise, surprise, Brad Marchand not only made it to the finals, but managed to get both his entries (cheap shot artist and diver) into the final match up.

First, let's take a look at Brad Marchand the diver.

There are a ... few examples:

There are endless examples of Marchand flopping on the ground like a misguided salmon, and no one really needs convincing anyhow since he's known league wide as one of the worst actors on ice.

The good news for Marchand is that finding a job after his NHL career shouldn't be a problem.

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Brad Marchand the rat

Brad Marchand is also known as a complete rat. The type of player that attack an opponent's groin without thinking twice. Seriously, what's up with the groin attacks Boston?

The type of player that will low bridge an opponent, and then attempt to convince people that he was just trying to defend himself, thus putting the onus on the victim.  The guy can't even come up with his own nickname, and had to steal one from a much better pest.

This 'Champian' spreads douche waves wherever he goes. Not many people go down the public urination road, but Brad is just that special kind of dirtbag.  He didn't even manage to get sober enough to participate in his team's Stanley Cup DVD.

There's no denying it, he is the Ratman.

So, who will be crowned as the most despicable Boston Bruins of all time, will it be the deplorable diving Marchand, or Ratman Brad?