Canadiens vs. Panthers: Top six minutes: Habs win five straight

The Habs have won five straight on the backs of Vanek, Desharnais, and Pacioretty.

By Matt Drake@DrakeMT Mar 29, 2014, 10:08pm EDT

Yup this is a thing now. Any top six minutes done by me will get a minimum of one TPB reference.
Max Pacioretty will never score on a penalty shot, and apparently breakaways too.
Apparently everything is a penalty. Literally everything.
Being short handed for the first 5 minutes of the game is fun, eh? Who doesn't love that?
It's painfully obvious that the Habs are better. It literally hurts. Even more than being sat on by Douglas Murray. Not as smelly though.
Vanek! At the Disco!
Where are all those people who were whining about Vanek three games after we got him? Quiet now.
Who is this Florida tendy and why is he good? I don't like his face.
Sloppy powerplay ends, beauty tic tac toe finished by Max Pacioretty. I was watching the first period at work, so picture a bearded man with a sweet flow walking around a Bell store saying "playoffs baby!" while fist pumping repeatedly. Because I'm a professional and stuff.
The second period was blargh. Just blargh.
Love how Doug Murray can blow a defensive assignment in every single game he plays. Every time. Leads to a goal this time. Hey Doug:

Let's sit on a third period lead eh? good old Therrien hockey
It's almost like we're not competing for playoff seeding. It's like, nah eighth is cool we'll take that.
Confession time: I would probably make out with Carey Price if he asked me to. I'm not gay or anything but, like... How could I refuse that man? I love him. I also want to marry his sister. Their entire family would probably get a restraining order against me if they saw this.
Carey Price may be a demigod.
Or, he's Jacques Plante reincarnate. I don't know but he is really, really, really, really good at being a tendy. We should pay him more.
All three EOTP stars are CP31. Try and argue that...
Habs win on a Saturday night, ain't nothing better

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