Canadiens vs Maple Leafs Top Six Minutes: Bolland Bolland Bolland

• Bob Cole should call every single Habs/Leafs game, and if you disagree you are wrong.
• Oh crap, Dave Bolland is playing tonight, he's the best 3rd line centre in the history of the game!
• Phil Kessel sure can skate, however he was softer than a baby seal on the Habs first goal. Even Sergei Gonchar in the playoffs thinks he was soft.
• Pacioretty scores goals like I eat pie. A lot and often.
• Rene Bourque scored. THIS IS NOT A TEST.
• For the record that was Bourque's 9th goal this year. Could be worse, he could be David Clarkson.
• Who do you think would win a fight between Desharnais and Phaneuf? It's irrelevant, isn't it? Phaneuf would probably pull the 'Dion special' and decline.
• Anyone whose name is spelled Joffrey is evil, and likely the product of incest. Game of Thrones taught me that.
• The CBC has the biggest hockey boner for Dave Bolland. Pierre McGuire would probably think it was a little too much.
• Don Cherry just defended the dumb and chase. It's good to know that some things never evolve change.
• If you happen to catch the replay of this game, drink every time HNIC mentions Dave Bolland. Make sure to pre-order your ambulance, due to the stomach pump you'll need in about 4 minutes.
• If Bolland ever reviews the game tape he'll probably file a restraining order on Jim Hughson and Co. They mentioned him approximately seven hundred and forty two times in the first two periods. He had 6:40 TOI. Did I mention the CBC made a HIGHLIGHT VIDEO FROM HIS 6:40 TOI? SERIOUSLY.
• Three cheers for Gionta. It's never pretty, but he keeps on chuggin'.
• Kadri is terrible, Toronto should probably trade him to Montreal for cheap this summer.
• Douglas Murray man... Douglas Murray.
• Even Glenn Healy is questioning the roster choices. Do you hear that Michel? GLENN HEALY IS CALLING YOU OUT. "I'm not sure how Bouillon goes from being a #8 to playing with Subban. That's like going from being homeless to the penthouse".
• For those about to Plekanec, we salute you.
• Beating the Bruins is great, but beating the Leafs makes life worth living.
• With the loss tonight Toronto now sits at less than 50% chance of making the playoffs. Make sure to keep that in your back pocket next time you talk to Leafs fans.

Highlights

Pacioretty opens the scoring:

The captain continues to produce:

Doesn't matter, had Plex.