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Canadiens vs Oilers Top Six Minutes - Everything Is Stupid And The Habs Are Dumb Edition

The Canadiens dominated the first period, squandered a 2-goal lead for no reason whatsoever, and the game ended with the Oilers beating the Habs 4-3 and also hitting all of them in the head from behind.

Richard Wolowicz

  • Okay look, I don't like to complain about officiating but let's complain about the officiating for a second. The Oilers get away with all kinds of interference and a headshot or two all game long but Travis Moen and Luke Gazdic agree to take their helmets off and all of a sudden the rulebook is a thing?
  • The officiating didn't lose this game though. The stupid Habs did. It is impossible to play as badly as they did for the second and third period and yet they somehow managed to do it. They're sleeping on the couch tonight.
  • It's always surprising to me how much of an asshole other teams' fans think Brendan Gallagher is... probably because he keeps owning all their dumb players.
  • Raphael Diaz looked very dazed when he got up after that second-period hit... yay possibly concussed defensive pairing!
  • David Desharnais did 5 good things and then 40 bad things. He's in everyone's doghouse but Therrien's, apparently. He's so lazy. Maybe EOTP should put out a hit on him. Hey, worked for Rene Bourque...
  • I don't know what a Luke Gazdic is, but if he gets near Carey Price again I'm agreeing to take my helmet off with him.
  • How quickly did Ryan White's hair grow?
  • What a dirty hit on Brian Gionta. HOW WAS THAT NOT A PENALTY?
  • What a dirty hit on basically every Canadien. HOW WAS ANY OF THAT NOT A PENALTY?
  • Ryan Jones looks like he eats paste.
  • Carey Price might kill his teammates, or the officials, or both. Most likely both.
  • There's a point in every game that ends like this, where it stops being stressful and starts being funny. There was no such point in this game. It was all rage.
  • I can't wait to hear the words "junior team" every fifteen seconds for the next three days. Oilers fans are going to be delightful.
  • Seriously, why are the Habs so dumb?
  • We need a new D coach.
  • And five new defensemen.
  • Of course Phil Kessel scored a hat trick tonight.
  • I hate that guy.
  • I hate the Habs, too. All of them. Except for Andrei Markov, Brendan Gallagher and, Tomas Plekanec, and P.K. Subban. The rest of them can all go jump off a bridge.
  • See you all Thursday.