Parody/Humour

Parody, humour, and ridiculousness

How have the Seguin and Kessel trades worked out?

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With Seguin visiting Montreal, it's high time we take a look at the hilarious aftermath of the Boston Bruins giving up on two stellar 21 year olds.

The new, calm Torts is calm no longer

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The Canucks did their best to silence any word of what went on in the post game presser, but our inside man managed to leak out a transcript.

Dive Files: the worst actors of 2012-13

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A recap of the worst dives & embellishments from the past NHL season.

Your NHL season checklist

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The NHL season has finally begun, unfortunately with a loss. However even though we're a day late, we have a nice checklist for you to fill out so you can make sure you're prepared for the upcoming...

When's the last time Toronto lost in Montreal?

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Sometimes you have to troll yourself.

Welcome to the Game Thread

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Everything you'll ever need to know about posting during a Habs Eyes on the Prize Game Thread.

2013 Habs Top 25 Under 25: #1 Sprague Ribinsoin

EOTP's 2013 consensus #1 Top 25 Under 25 selection is none other than Liga Süpahappifunbäal goal-scoring phenom, Sprague Ribinsoin.

Galchenyuk presents Gallagher's first slam dunk

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While Subban has been posting videos of himself working out on instagram, Galchenyuk has been posting goofier videos.

Advanced stats users don't watch hockey

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In a surprising move, supporters of advanced stats in hockey have finally admitted to what we've assumed all along.

P.K. Subban should be traded

Over the summer, I've come to realize that perhaps it's best if P.K. Subban gets traded away from Montreal.

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