Parody, humour, and ridiculousness

Contract extended


Apparently the results were just too good for Marc Bergevin to ignore, and Michel Therrien has been signed to an extension.

Lucic still whining about Emelin, hasn't watched the hit


Milan Lucic is still crying his eyes out about Emelin supposedly going after his knees, even though the hit was clearly, and obviously to his hip. Fun fact, Johnny Boychuk tried to take out Subban's knees, something he's tried several times over the years, and Subban hasn't said a word. Why? Because Subban is a professional hockey player, not a professional crybaby.

Logic, according to Milan Lucic


Last night Milan Lucic called Alexei Emelin a chicken for absolutely obliterating him with a clean hip check. That's rich, coming from Milan "no thanks" Lucic.

Marc Bergevin celebrates, remains dapper while doing so


Let it never be said that the general manager isn't emotionally invested in this team. His pure joy at watching the game winning goal is proof enough that Bergevin is a fan at heart, as well as the general manager.

This Minnesota Wild fan is really sad


The Wild dropped their game against Columbus last night in the shootout, and are in the top wildcard spot in the Western Conference, but they're fighting for their playoffs lives right now. The loss was too much to take for one fan, who looked absolutely despondent.

This Hour Has 22 Minutes parodies Strombo's debut on Hockey Night in Canada


Canada is buzzing with the news that George Stroumboulopoulos will be the new host of Hockey Night in Canada, so This Hour Has 22 Minutes took a crack at what the first episode would look like.

The Trade Deadline: A Prediction

Predicting Marc Bergevin's trade deadline: CHaracter.

Jacques Martin drops a subtle bomb on the Habs


The last thing most people would call Jacques Martin is a good quote, but he dropped an absolute bomb on Marc-Antoine Godin today, saying that the good thing about the Habs firing him is that they got to draft Alex Galchenyuk, insinuating that the Habs wouldn't have been a lottery club under him, which is pretty much 100% fact.

Douglas Murray dangles [gif]


For a moment in tonight's Red Wings vs Canadiens game Douglas Murray forgot he was Douglas Murray.

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