Brad Marchand the diver
Surprise, surprise, Brad Marchand not only made it to the finals, but managed to get both his entries (cheap shot artist and diver) into the final match up.
First, let's take a look at Brad Marchand the diver.
There are a ... few examples:
- Here's one.
- Here's another one.
- Oh look, here's a third dive.
- Here's a compilation.
- And another Marchand heavy dive compilation ("I was trying to draw five").
- One more faked injury, for good measure.
- More diving.
- Never enough diving.
There are endless examples of Marchand flopping on the ground like a misguided salmon, and no one really needs convincing anyhow since he's known league wide as one of the worst actors on ice.
The good news for Marchand is that finding a job after his NHL career shouldn't be a problem.
Brad Marchand the rat
The type of player that will low bridge an opponent, and then attempt to convince people that he was just trying to defend himself, thus putting the onus on the victim. The guy can't even come up with his own nickname, and had to steal one from a much better pest.
This 'Champian' spreads douche waves wherever he goes. Not many people go down the public urination road, but Brad is just that special kind of dirtbag. He didn't even manage to get sober enough to participate in his team's Stanley Cup DVD.
There's no denying it, he is the Ratman.
So, who will be crowned as the most despicable Boston Bruins of all time, will it be the deplorable diving Marchand, or Ratman Brad?