Okay, they're awful. Let's not mince words about that. The third jersey is the worst of the bunch. It's plain Jane and uninspired in every way.
The stripe on one sleeve is a gross throwback to the late 90's or early 2000's. The fake laces and lack of collar make it look cheap, but they're probably still $200 bucks. The plastic maple leafs on the shoulders are tacky and have no place in hockey.
With that said, and that's saying a lot, the white one looks okay. Bring the hate.