11:21 MTL ALEX GALCHENYUK : ROUGHING - 2 MIN (PATRICK DWYER)
11:21 CAR PATRICK DWYER : ROUGHING - 2 MIN (ALEX GALCHENYUK)
16:19 MTL ALEX GALCHENYUK : HOLDING - 2 MIN (DRAYSON BOWMAN)
03:45 CAR JIRI TLUSTY : SLASHING - 2 MIN (RENE BOURQUE)
08:36 CAR JAY HARRISON : HOLDING - 2 MIN (LARS ELLER)
10:25 MTL P.K. SUBBAN : INTERFERENCE - 2 MIN (ALEXANDER SEMIN)
13:00 CAR JORDAN STAAL : HOOKING - 2 MIN (BRIAN GIONTA)
The game is at the Bell Centre, so I doubt the ice is bad, but the puck is bouncing all over the place and neither team can control it. Meanwhile us poor folks in the comments section are mainlining caffeine just to stay awake.