Canadiens vs Maple Leafs Top Six Minutes - Bag Skate Edition

Richard Wolowicz

Your belated Top Six Minutes recap of last night's game between the Montreal Canadiens and the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Trade everyone. Fire everyone. Burn it all to the ground.

Here is a very quick summary of the game:

  • Puck drop.
  • Leafs goal.
  • Um... who the fuck is that guy?
  • Leafs goal.
  • Okay, now who the fuck is that guy?
  • Intermission.
  • Am I supposed to know who the fuck that guy is?
  • Leafs goal.
  • Reimer saves.
  • Who the fuck is that guy in front of Reimer?
  • Oh James van Reimsdyk scored, okay, him, I know.
  • Wait who the fuck is that other guy?
  • Phil Kessel goal.
  • Intermission.
  • Stupid fight.
  • Hey, who the fuck is that guy?
  • Leafs goal.
  • More stupid fighting.
  • Did Mikhail Grabovski just bite Max Pacioretty?
  • Leafs goal.
  • Sadness.

The Montreal Canadiens were shutout 6-0 at home to a team that dressed at least 15 people nobody has ever heard of. It can only go up from here.

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