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A man goes into a bar and tells the bartender, "I'll have an Ovechkin". Bartender asks, "What's an Ovechkin?".

The mans says, "A White Russian, no ice, no cup".

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From my daughter, five minutes before I read this.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Stanley.

Stanley who?

Oh, you must be a Maple Leafs fan!

My daughter is 11, knows a funny when she hears one!

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