Top 5 Things Overheard During The Carolina Hurricanes Visit With George Bush At The White House

Caption: Bush laughs at being way down the list from #1. "Number 43, WTF is this?"

5 - "Yes boys, we know it's been 7 months, but he tends to drag his ass when it comes to hurricanes."
4 - "You think it's hard to justify the NHL being in Nashville, you should try justifying Iraq."
3 - "Which one of you is Katrina?"
2 - "Hey, I voted for Rory too. It wouldn't be the first time an underqualified person was voted in, in a messed up election!"
1 - "Geez, after spending a hour with this screwball, Bettman don't look all that bad!""